Post by Pittsburgh Penguins on Nov 21, 2024 6:17:33 GMT -6
After making a splash with the signing of zach hyman in free agency, the penguins have had an up and down start to the season. A 6-1 start raised eyebrows but 2 separate 6 game losing streaks have led to questions as to what the penguins actually are.
According to sources, there is turmoil and anger in the locker room after GM swackhammer was seen on a cruise ship in the carribbean. An unnamed player had this to say "he put this team together and when it got bad he left on a cruise ship. Fuck him." Another had this to say "what an asshole. No way he got any votes for nicest gm. I hope someone pissed in his Pina colada" . A member of the media did say that the gm was in the hot tub so it's possible he was also working like gm mccandrews but he was then found passed out.
It will be an interesting time whenever he decides to return but in the meantime, the pens have snapped their 6 game losing streak
According to sources, there is turmoil and anger in the locker room after GM swackhammer was seen on a cruise ship in the carribbean. An unnamed player had this to say "he put this team together and when it got bad he left on a cruise ship. Fuck him." Another had this to say "what an asshole. No way he got any votes for nicest gm. I hope someone pissed in his Pina colada" . A member of the media did say that the gm was in the hot tub so it's possible he was also working like gm mccandrews but he was then found passed out.
It will be an interesting time whenever he decides to return but in the meantime, the pens have snapped their 6 game losing streak
