Patrick Kane

Last Saturday night in Vancouver, Canucks GM Aaron Sanderson was on his way home after an important meeting of the Vancouver charities commission, when he saw something that his eyes could barely believe. Patrick Kane, the Canucks' star player and pending UFA, was seen getting out of his Uber, where he then pulled the driver out and repeatedly curb-stomped him..... Apparently the driver thought Patrick's Mullet looked kind of she-she, and let him know.
GM Sanderson quickly brought Kane into his Limo, and called Winston Wolf(no relation to @eric Wolf#0310 , we think....) to do some cleanup and payouts on the Uber driver.
This act of love, was enough for Kaner to call his agent immediately and come up with a new contract demand, one that would keep him in Vancouver for at least one more year.

Patrick Kane's new demands:
$11,875,000/yr for 4 years, with a $7,125,000 Signing Bonus for a total contract ask of $54.625mil