Post by St. Louis Blues on Jan 3, 2022 15:22:23 GMT -6
What the F*&$CK Is Happening Here !?
SJ Sharks and Buffalo Sabres
To San Jose :
Sidney Crosby
To Buffalo :
Alexander Ovechkin
First let’s start with the elephant in the room. Who would have thought in their right minds that Ovy and Crosby would be involved in a trade together one day!? Believe it or not, it did happen. After a few drinks (in that trade it feels like to many drinks), both GM’s (Jesse Edwards and Matthew Rensby-Wills) decided to throw the plans out of the window and make a blockbuster trade. It’s kinda hard to understand a trade this big with only a few games played this season. Sure the Sharks are under 500 and have 7 wins in 12 games, but it feels like a desperate move. More likely both GM’s are trying to get the F out of Buffalo and San Jose.
Crosby was having a great season (5 goals 7 assists in 12 games) on a line with Stamkos and Lindholm. During his press conference, GM Jesse Edwards felt like it was the right move to make to shake up things. He feels like the Sabres have enough deep at the center position to move on from Crosby. Looking at the depth chart, even a blind guy would disagree with that. Not sure Danault, Carter or Dvorak are in the same caliber of ‘The Next One’. Yes the Sabres could move Stamkos at center, but they would still have a huge hole on the right wing. We have to expect more moves soon or maybe GM Jesse Edwards just lost his mind…
Looking at the Sharks, there is more depth on that squad (at least on the offense). But why would you separate McDavid and Ovy?! On paper, this duo is supposed to be the #1 duo in PFHL league… Well we gonna need to ask GM Matthew Rensby-Wills because during the last game, number 8 was playing on the 2th line. Alexander Ovechkin, the Great, on the 2th line. Maybe this trade was for the best in Ovy’s case. He wasn’t having his best year in terms of scoring (4 goals 6 assits in 10 games) but it wasn’t a bad one neighter. So now Crosby will be playing on the 2TH LINE in San Jose (read that again please) or maybe he will be traded again soon because everyone seems to be panicking here! And so do I… So do I.
Who won: The other 29 GM’s of the PFHL cause this trade is so entertaining and no one knows what’s gonna happen with this sh*t show!
Montreal Canadiens and St-Louis Blues
To Montreal :
Jesper Boqvist
1st Round Pick 2023
To St-Louis :
Ilya Samsonov
Ok ok ok… Since we started with a big one we will to jump to a smaller one cause I’m a lazy f_cker. Here we have 2 teams who were trading to make a trade for FEW hours, but could not find anything, so they decided to do ‘one anyway’. It’s like if you would wanna have intercourse with your wife, but she felt asleep 5 minutes into the act, and you decided to rob one on her shoulder and call it ‘sex’. Nice try boys but no cigar on that one.
In that trade, GM Charles-A. Poulin thinks he gets a goalie who’s going to be a starter for many years to come, but did he forget that he had Saros on his roster?! You have your future starter, you don’t need an other one. A duo of 1A/1B seems to be popular now in the hockey world these days, but we all know that the Blues GM will use his best goalie for the job. Yes, Jesper Boqvist wasn’t doing jack sh!t on your team, but you got to give him time to develop. Let’s hope GM Todd Snider will have the patience required with him. For the 1st Pick, who knows, the Blues are probably going to suck next year too so …
It feels like Montreal GM, Todd Snider, already gave up on his netminders this season. Jake Allen and Frederik Andersen are having awful seasons (don’t even bother looking at their numbers, they are awful). The Habs are now in the 15th place in the Eastern Conference and believe me, with trades like this one, they will stay there for many years to come.
Who won : No one cares about that trade. Sorry boys!
To Montreal :
Jesper Boqvist
1st Round Pick 2023
To St-Louis :
Ilya Samsonov
Ok ok ok… Since we started with a big one we will to jump to a smaller one cause I’m a lazy f_cker. Here we have 2 teams who were trading to make a trade for FEW hours, but could not find anything, so they decided to do ‘one anyway’. It’s like if you would wanna have intercourse with your wife, but she felt asleep 5 minutes into the act, and you decided to rob one on her shoulder and call it ‘sex’. Nice try boys but no cigar on that one.
In that trade, GM Charles-A. Poulin thinks he gets a goalie who’s going to be a starter for many years to come, but did he forget that he had Saros on his roster?! You have your future starter, you don’t need an other one. A duo of 1A/1B seems to be popular now in the hockey world these days, but we all know that the Blues GM will use his best goalie for the job. Yes, Jesper Boqvist wasn’t doing jack sh!t on your team, but you got to give him time to develop. Let’s hope GM Todd Snider will have the patience required with him. For the 1st Pick, who knows, the Blues are probably going to suck next year too so …
It feels like Montreal GM, Todd Snider, already gave up on his netminders this season. Jake Allen and Frederik Andersen are having awful seasons (don’t even bother looking at their numbers, they are awful). The Habs are now in the 15th place in the Eastern Conference and believe me, with trades like this one, they will stay there for many years to come.
Who won : No one cares about that trade. Sorry boys!
Ottawa Senators and Tampa Bay Lightning
To Ottawa:
Connor Hellebuyck
Filip Forsberg
Taylor Raddysh
TBL 2nd 2022
To Tampa Bay:
Andrei Vasilevskiy
Adrian Kempe
Noel Acciari
OTT 1st 2022
This is what happen when to rich kids meets each other. We got an other big one here. Looking at this one, it’s hard to pick a winner. Vasi and Hellebuyck are the best goalies in the PFHL and by far.
Hellebuyck sadly won’t win the Cup in Ottawa cause it seems that there is no one playing in front of him. It seems that ratings don’t mean anything cause with a 0.884% – 3.86 GA, Connor is probably looking for a new home elsewhere ASAP! The addition of Forsberg is a nice one. His 2 goals 3 assists in 8 games are nice, but the Sens fans (are there any Sens fans for real!?) are expecting more from you mate. Sometimes you have to give credit when it’s deserved. GM Mike Bell clearly deserves at least an other season in Ottawa with a move like that. But it could be his last one if they continue to suck this much. Come on Mike, get your sh!t together. How about some decent defence next time?
On the other hand, GM Brad Palmer, decided that Stephenson and Hyman were going to be his best forward … You know Brad that Vasilevskiy probably won’t score you 40 goals this year!? For now, it seems that Erik Karlsson, Alex Pietrangelo, Calvin De Haan and Connor Murphy decided that they want to switch at offence cause who’s going to score if they don’t. At least Ottawa 1st Pick 2022 should be number 1 overall this year and GM Brad Palmer can select a forward who’s going to score for the Lightning in 3 or 4 years. We will not talk about Adrian Kempe because no one cares about him anyway.
Who won : Clearly not Hellebuyck stats, so probably Vasilevskiy cause fuck winter up here !
Stay safe out there boys !
Incognito Rob
Stay safe out there boys !
Incognito Rob
