Post by Carolina Hurricanes on Apr 11, 2022 19:04:45 GMT -6
(wrote this a couple days ago, forgot to post)
Mar.30th 2022
The Carolina Hurricanes were having an organizational meeting. The topic was how to keep the fans happy during the remainder of this season.
GM and team President Wes Mucyk was spit balling ideas. "We can trade all of our picks. Try and have the ice raised so we shift and tilt it, maybe even spin it. Go out and acquire the top 7 players in the league. Bring in the Lakers girls along with the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders. Offer fans in the stands a chance to play. Wait! Eureka!! I've got it!
Much like how I picture the entertainment industry deciding on the next big movie, sitting in a similar room, faces distorted and confused looking. Then that 1 person has an idea nobody could ever think of "I know, let's make another Superman movie!" Then everyone's eyes bulge, and the celebration begins. He is praised for his genius. Down the hall same scenario only we get "let's put out a 3rd Superman show!" Cheers and tears break out throughout the room as it's a miracle such an idea came too. How was this ever thought of they all ponder.
Back in Carolina Wes had it "guys, it was right there in front of us. Claim Eric Staal off waivers! After a brief moment where everyone seemed to freeze in time, the room erupted with cheers, fireworks and explosions filled the room, boobs were popping out of nowhere, Kate Beckinsale was dancing on the table.
The Scheer genius of this idea will be talked about for years, celebrations, books and the naming of trains is underway. A statue of the claim paperwork is already out front of PNC arena.
Fans rejoiced. Staal jersey's sold out in seconds. Chatter on the line was stuff like Could Carolina go 26-0. Eric Stall to score 50 in 26. I bet he gets 100 points over these next 26 games. MVP. MVP. MVP. We will be drinking from Stanley's cup down here in Carolina. Fans didn't want to get their hopes up, so they kept things modest. This move may go down as maybe the biggest transaction in all of hockey history. The PFHLs popularity is expected to go up by 783 times.
It was also later announced that the in house music going forward would be a mix of Pantera, Metallica, GnR, some Godsmack and Motley Crue along with some fan choices to help appease the young attendees. The Canes will now hit the ice to Soundgardens Jesus Christ Pose or Hellyeah's Hellyeah.
Sorry. When my team is better I will write serious hockey articles. Can't bring myself to write about my farm team as I always found it weird to brag about that.
Mar.30th 2022
The Carolina Hurricanes were having an organizational meeting. The topic was how to keep the fans happy during the remainder of this season.
GM and team President Wes Mucyk was spit balling ideas. "We can trade all of our picks. Try and have the ice raised so we shift and tilt it, maybe even spin it. Go out and acquire the top 7 players in the league. Bring in the Lakers girls along with the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders. Offer fans in the stands a chance to play. Wait! Eureka!! I've got it!
Much like how I picture the entertainment industry deciding on the next big movie, sitting in a similar room, faces distorted and confused looking. Then that 1 person has an idea nobody could ever think of "I know, let's make another Superman movie!" Then everyone's eyes bulge, and the celebration begins. He is praised for his genius. Down the hall same scenario only we get "let's put out a 3rd Superman show!" Cheers and tears break out throughout the room as it's a miracle such an idea came too. How was this ever thought of they all ponder.
Back in Carolina Wes had it "guys, it was right there in front of us. Claim Eric Staal off waivers! After a brief moment where everyone seemed to freeze in time, the room erupted with cheers, fireworks and explosions filled the room, boobs were popping out of nowhere, Kate Beckinsale was dancing on the table.
The Scheer genius of this idea will be talked about for years, celebrations, books and the naming of trains is underway. A statue of the claim paperwork is already out front of PNC arena.
Fans rejoiced. Staal jersey's sold out in seconds. Chatter on the line was stuff like Could Carolina go 26-0. Eric Stall to score 50 in 26. I bet he gets 100 points over these next 26 games. MVP. MVP. MVP. We will be drinking from Stanley's cup down here in Carolina. Fans didn't want to get their hopes up, so they kept things modest. This move may go down as maybe the biggest transaction in all of hockey history. The PFHLs popularity is expected to go up by 783 times.
It was also later announced that the in house music going forward would be a mix of Pantera, Metallica, GnR, some Godsmack and Motley Crue along with some fan choices to help appease the young attendees. The Canes will now hit the ice to Soundgardens Jesus Christ Pose or Hellyeah's Hellyeah.
Sorry. When my team is better I will write serious hockey articles. Can't bring myself to write about my farm team as I always found it weird to brag about that.
