Post by Calgary Flames on Mar 20, 2022 16:02:17 GMT -6
Well we head into the 3rd tied 7-7. Alex Ovechkin has scored a hat trick despite being on the bench for two of the goals awarded to him. Mike Smith looked like an MVP before insanity ensued. The Blackhawks line has scored 5 goals and has a boat load of points which led to a benching. Now in goal for the West is Pavel Francouz and for the East is Tuuka Rask.
We've had one GM sighting in Sean McAndrews and between periods we have a couple more. Aaron and Scott have lined up for some inflatable sumo wrestling. Aaron of course in a full Canucks inflatable suit and Scott in the Bruins gear. They sprint at each other from opposite goal lines and crash together at center! Aaron has a distinct size advantage sending Scott into the first row of Section 110. Scott happens to smash into Charles-Antoine Poulin, the GM of the Blues, whose 7 Molson Exports spill all over the floor. Needless to say, C-A P loses his ever living crap and punchifies poor Scotty's face. Luckily for Scotty, Charles had already had 14 Molson Exports so he was actually punching the inflatable sumo suit's butt. All good on that front.
Mathias, Lennart, and Jussi mutter something in a couple Scandinavian languages equivalent to "Stupid North Americans.....so little class. So uncouth."
On with the game!
3rd Period play by play
- Connor McDavid wins the face-off to start the third. The puck goes back to the D man Shea Theodore who skates straight back behind his net. McDavid comes flying around the boards picking up the puck looking towards Matthews and then not passing. He streaks down the wing, nutmegs 3 defenders, and goes between the legs for a quick tally GOAL!!! 8-7 West at 19:15 of the 3rd.
- Matthews does not look pleased as he, and his cheesy mustache, have barely been mentioned in this game.
- Barkov takes the draw against Pettersson. Won by Petterson. Pettersson passes to Gourde who somehow forgets he has no hands and dangles past Girard.
- Gourde in tight on Francouz and does a nifty forehand backhand forehand move but Francouz rises to the challenge and manages to hug the post and keep the puck out.
- Makar picks up the puck and fires it up ice to Aho who has been quiet this game. Aho with a one touch pass to Stone, who is still playing center for some reason, who unleashes a wicked wrister.
- Save by Rask who immediatly drops the puck to his stick and fires a breakout pass to Draisaitl who slides it across to Kucherov for a GOAL!!! 8-8 tie at 15:27 of the 3rd.
- Face-off at center and Point wins the draw to Toews who rushed the puck down the ice before blowing a wheel in the corner.
- Makar picks up the puck in the corner and hits Malkin with a quick center outlet pass who bumps the puck over to Rantanen. Rantanen eats up ice down the right going into the offensive zone.
- Rantanen with a sacuy pass over to Panarin who is robbed by Rask. Coach Craig loses his mind on the bench screaming the star Chicago line is benched benched benched.
- After the Rask save the puck kicked into the high slot where Boeser picked up the puck and made a neat pass to Petterson.
- Petterson finds Burakovsky fresh on a change who eats up the ice with long strides, does a high delay and finds Jack Eichel also fresh off a change.
- Eichel points to his surgically repaired disc and then takes a clapper from the has marks in the middle of the ice. Well that effing scored! GOAL!!! 9-8 East at 9:45 of the 3rd.
- Point wins the draw to Marchand who licks Bo Horvat who is on the ice for a rare shift as the 13th forward. Horvat falls to the ice in disgust. Schmidt picks up the puck.
- Schmidt continues his miracle season by tip-toeing around Josi, inside outing Pastrnak, and pulling a Kucherov on poor Francouz GOAL!!!! 9-9 ties at 5:35 of the 3rd.
- The game appears to be going to overtime after a Weegar and Gallagher fight. Gallagher gets beat up to the delight of the sold out crowd.
- Auston Matthews touched the puck but didn't do much with it. He was later spotted in a pink polo and pastel blue short shorts with a super hot girlfriend.
- With only 1:37 left in the game something really unusual happens. The West sends out their shut down line (Kadri, Barkov, and Horvat....Svech is done).
- However, there is a man already at the face off dot. Barkov looks confused. He does not recognize this man wearing #87 who has, what looks like a taped on fake mustache.
- #87 wins the draw against Jack Eichel. #87 can be heard calling Barkov a "clapped out trick ass bitch". #87 makes a quick pass to Horvat.
- #87 then demands the puck back from Horvat, "Pass it here you no talent whore". Horvat does as he is told in total shock. #87 blows past Coleman.
- #87 then proceeds to cycle the puck, by himself, making OEL and Pietrangelo look like a couple of Novice players down low before he does the unthinkable.
- #87 chips the puck into the air avoiding the stick of Burakovsky and then bats it past a mesmerized Rask. With 0.01 left in the game GOAL!!!!!!!! 10-9 the West has won!!!!!!!
- #87 does not celebrate with his team. He gives the finger to GM Dean Richter and exits out the zamboni door never to be seen again.
Game in review.
Who the hell was that guy? Someone should sign #87 to a contract.
Thanks to Dean and Todd for picking the teams. The skills competition is likely to follow the all-star game write up. Thanks to Aaron, Scott, Jay and whoever else is on the leadership team. In a way we are all leaders. Big props to all the GMs for making this such a fun league. I wouldn't spend all this time writing articles if I didn't think it was worth investing in such a fantastic league. Stay classy PFHL!
We've had one GM sighting in Sean McAndrews and between periods we have a couple more. Aaron and Scott have lined up for some inflatable sumo wrestling. Aaron of course in a full Canucks inflatable suit and Scott in the Bruins gear. They sprint at each other from opposite goal lines and crash together at center! Aaron has a distinct size advantage sending Scott into the first row of Section 110. Scott happens to smash into Charles-Antoine Poulin, the GM of the Blues, whose 7 Molson Exports spill all over the floor. Needless to say, C-A P loses his ever living crap and punchifies poor Scotty's face. Luckily for Scotty, Charles had already had 14 Molson Exports so he was actually punching the inflatable sumo suit's butt. All good on that front.
Mathias, Lennart, and Jussi mutter something in a couple Scandinavian languages equivalent to "Stupid North Americans.....so little class. So uncouth."
On with the game!
3rd Period play by play
- Connor McDavid wins the face-off to start the third. The puck goes back to the D man Shea Theodore who skates straight back behind his net. McDavid comes flying around the boards picking up the puck looking towards Matthews and then not passing. He streaks down the wing, nutmegs 3 defenders, and goes between the legs for a quick tally GOAL!!! 8-7 West at 19:15 of the 3rd.
- Matthews does not look pleased as he, and his cheesy mustache, have barely been mentioned in this game.
- Barkov takes the draw against Pettersson. Won by Petterson. Pettersson passes to Gourde who somehow forgets he has no hands and dangles past Girard.
- Gourde in tight on Francouz and does a nifty forehand backhand forehand move but Francouz rises to the challenge and manages to hug the post and keep the puck out.
- Makar picks up the puck and fires it up ice to Aho who has been quiet this game. Aho with a one touch pass to Stone, who is still playing center for some reason, who unleashes a wicked wrister.
- Save by Rask who immediatly drops the puck to his stick and fires a breakout pass to Draisaitl who slides it across to Kucherov for a GOAL!!! 8-8 tie at 15:27 of the 3rd.
- Face-off at center and Point wins the draw to Toews who rushed the puck down the ice before blowing a wheel in the corner.
- Makar picks up the puck in the corner and hits Malkin with a quick center outlet pass who bumps the puck over to Rantanen. Rantanen eats up ice down the right going into the offensive zone.
- Rantanen with a sacuy pass over to Panarin who is robbed by Rask. Coach Craig loses his mind on the bench screaming the star Chicago line is benched benched benched.
- After the Rask save the puck kicked into the high slot where Boeser picked up the puck and made a neat pass to Petterson.
- Petterson finds Burakovsky fresh on a change who eats up the ice with long strides, does a high delay and finds Jack Eichel also fresh off a change.
- Eichel points to his surgically repaired disc and then takes a clapper from the has marks in the middle of the ice. Well that effing scored! GOAL!!! 9-8 East at 9:45 of the 3rd.
- Point wins the draw to Marchand who licks Bo Horvat who is on the ice for a rare shift as the 13th forward. Horvat falls to the ice in disgust. Schmidt picks up the puck.
- Schmidt continues his miracle season by tip-toeing around Josi, inside outing Pastrnak, and pulling a Kucherov on poor Francouz GOAL!!!! 9-9 ties at 5:35 of the 3rd.
- The game appears to be going to overtime after a Weegar and Gallagher fight. Gallagher gets beat up to the delight of the sold out crowd.
- Auston Matthews touched the puck but didn't do much with it. He was later spotted in a pink polo and pastel blue short shorts with a super hot girlfriend.
- With only 1:37 left in the game something really unusual happens. The West sends out their shut down line (Kadri, Barkov, and Horvat....Svech is done).
- However, there is a man already at the face off dot. Barkov looks confused. He does not recognize this man wearing #87 who has, what looks like a taped on fake mustache.
- #87 wins the draw against Jack Eichel. #87 can be heard calling Barkov a "clapped out trick ass bitch". #87 makes a quick pass to Horvat.
- #87 then demands the puck back from Horvat, "Pass it here you no talent whore". Horvat does as he is told in total shock. #87 blows past Coleman.
- #87 then proceeds to cycle the puck, by himself, making OEL and Pietrangelo look like a couple of Novice players down low before he does the unthinkable.
- #87 chips the puck into the air avoiding the stick of Burakovsky and then bats it past a mesmerized Rask. With 0.01 left in the game GOAL!!!!!!!! 10-9 the West has won!!!!!!!
- #87 does not celebrate with his team. He gives the finger to GM Dean Richter and exits out the zamboni door never to be seen again.
Game in review.
Who the hell was that guy? Someone should sign #87 to a contract.
Thanks to Dean and Todd for picking the teams. The skills competition is likely to follow the all-star game write up. Thanks to Aaron, Scott, Jay and whoever else is on the leadership team. In a way we are all leaders. Big props to all the GMs for making this such a fun league. I wouldn't spend all this time writing articles if I didn't think it was worth investing in such a fantastic league. Stay classy PFHL!
