Post by Carolina Hurricanes on Feb 5, 2022 8:40:39 GMT -6
(FYI I started to write this the other day prior to the recent sim)
In Carolina there is something blowing alright, and it has nothing to do with the weather. The Carolina Hurricanes currently sit dead last in the PFHL standings with a 8-17-2 record on the year.
Prior to the PFHLs inaugural season, expectations were low for the Canes heading into this year. With the organization's attention being more on it's future, rather then the now. However nobody in Carolina had thought the pro team could be as terrible as it has been thus far through the season.
There are those "hockey experts" who think it may be due to a lack of focus with the Hurricanes players being more interested in the organizations off ice (Kate Beckinsale, assistant to GM and Team President Wes Mucyk and also the team's co-trainer) staff, rather then have their minds on the games. Looking forward to their next workout with Ms.Beckinsale or 1 on 1 meeting.
Others say the goaltending is rubbish, abysmal or a load of pants. Earlier today at practice one reporter claimed he overheard this exchange between the Carolina goaltender and his coach.
Parker Milner "Be careful man, it almost hit me that time!"
Paul Maurice "Milner, you're the goalie. It's supposed to hit you."
Milner "Does that sound stupid to anyone else"
Around the hockey world the Carolina Hurricanes are now being dubbed by their opponents as the "Cake-Eaters".
After the teams last game, a 5-3 loss in Detroit, it was reported the following exchange took place in the locker room after the game
Maurice "Shut up! You guys stink! I thought we came here to play hockey"
Jordan Martinhook "You know, I knew we forgot something"
Maurice "Averman! It's hockey! There's no batter! Idiot!"
Dubois "wait, what was that coach?"
Maurice "What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz? Chicken?"
We feel as though coach Paul Maurice may have lost his marbles at this point. (that's not all he's lost)
It is expected that Carolina will be starting their arean's zamboni driver for their next home game. In fact, due to how things have gone down in Charlotte so far on the farm side, goaltending seems to be an issue there as well. Carolina has now actually issued a state wide audition to anyone who has ever played the goaltender position. Even if you have portrayed a goalie as actor on the big screen or t.v. All applicants are considered
In Carolina there is something blowing alright, and it has nothing to do with the weather. The Carolina Hurricanes currently sit dead last in the PFHL standings with a 8-17-2 record on the year.
Prior to the PFHLs inaugural season, expectations were low for the Canes heading into this year. With the organization's attention being more on it's future, rather then the now. However nobody in Carolina had thought the pro team could be as terrible as it has been thus far through the season.
There are those "hockey experts" who think it may be due to a lack of focus with the Hurricanes players being more interested in the organizations off ice (Kate Beckinsale, assistant to GM and Team President Wes Mucyk and also the team's co-trainer) staff, rather then have their minds on the games. Looking forward to their next workout with Ms.Beckinsale or 1 on 1 meeting.
Others say the goaltending is rubbish, abysmal or a load of pants. Earlier today at practice one reporter claimed he overheard this exchange between the Carolina goaltender and his coach.
Parker Milner "Be careful man, it almost hit me that time!"
Paul Maurice "Milner, you're the goalie. It's supposed to hit you."
Milner "Does that sound stupid to anyone else"
Around the hockey world the Carolina Hurricanes are now being dubbed by their opponents as the "Cake-Eaters".
After the teams last game, a 5-3 loss in Detroit, it was reported the following exchange took place in the locker room after the game
Maurice "Shut up! You guys stink! I thought we came here to play hockey"
Jordan Martinhook "You know, I knew we forgot something"
Maurice "Averman! It's hockey! There's no batter! Idiot!"
Dubois "wait, what was that coach?"
Maurice "What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz? Chicken?"
We feel as though coach Paul Maurice may have lost his marbles at this point. (that's not all he's lost)
It is expected that Carolina will be starting their arean's zamboni driver for their next home game. In fact, due to how things have gone down in Charlotte so far on the farm side, goaltending seems to be an issue there as well. Carolina has now actually issued a state wide audition to anyone who has ever played the goaltender position. Even if you have portrayed a goalie as actor on the big screen or t.v. All applicants are considered
